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It’s raining on the Treasure Coast in Florida! If you live in Seattle, you can’t imagine why that’s news. It would be just another ho-hum day for you. I get it. But, down here in Too-Sunny Florida, too often we don’t get it—rain, I mean. There are other things we don’t get, either, like the fact that your rights end where my nose begins, but right now, it’s rain.

In our PUD (Planned Urban Development), we have what are given the grandiose designation of lakes, but are, in fact, piddling, pint-sized preservation ponds. We do have some bragging rights though: ours is the largest of the PPPPs. The pond that usually snuggles up to within twelve feet of my patio, now has me overlooking a Saharan scene with an oasis at the far end, unless it’s a mirage. I suppose if we wanted to sell, this would be the opportune time. The property would easily pass for beachfront rather than mere waterfront property. In fact, I have room to set up a concession stand where my lawn ends and the seared savanna begins. My neighbors, a bit closer to the water, could rent out floats and paddle boats.

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Watching the water wane, I’ve lost count of how many months it’s been since we’ve had a truly  satisfying, sigh-worthy downpour. We endured Old Man Sky’s grumbling and rumbling about his problem, and tolerated a few and dribbles and drops here and there, but he passed nothing substantial in that time. I think it’s been a celestial prostate problem that Dr. Luke has remedied with either a hefty dose of diuretic or that new PAE (Prostate Artery Embolization) procedure. I’m also grateful the Mr. Sky didn’t have difficulty passing solids. Had he excreted hailstones, I’d have been forced to pose an even less pleasant personification picture. I’m sure some scientist somewhere has a perfectly plausible explanation for the drought. I really don’t care. It’s raining!

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And that got me to thinking how physically relieving oneself is like writing. (A silly simile to evoke a smile.) But think about it. What have you learned?  Good point. But other than my overly-fond use of alliteration, what have you learned?

Here’s what I learned from me. (I learn a lot by talking to myself.) You can stand at (or sit on) the bowl all day waiting for inspiration without results. You can avoid the computer with other chores. Neither inaction will squeeze out a drop or scribe a word.

To prime the former, drink lots of water. To prime the latter, tie yourself to the chair at the computer. (One arm, or you won’t reach the keys.) Type something. Anything. A word or two. Let your imagination go. What rhymes with it or begins like it? What are its synonyms or antonyms? What images does it bring to mind? This exercise can act like a mental diuretic, and. . .down it comes! Sure, this drizzily draft will require some mopping up, but soon you’ll have manna to the eye and ear just like rain is drink to the earth!

Enthused? Inspired? Go for it! Empty your genius on us.

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MEMORIES and MEMOIRS I’ve been scanning photos old and new into the mighty maw of my Apple computer in Pictures, Desktop, Photos, thumb-drive, and occasionally, Documents. It’s not that I don’t trust my computer…it’s just that I don’t trust technology in general. So far, these photos have brought back smiles as well as LOL and tears. I don’t want to lose them, though there are a few I might not scan.

I’ve decided not to scan the proverbial bearskin rug photo—not that I didn’t look pretty good at eighteen (months, that is), it’s just that I don’t want that photo turning up on a bottle of the Russian baby bath or shampoo. Unless royalties are involved. (Vladimir Vladimirovich – give me a call if you’ll consider royalties. Incentive: I’ll throw in a picture of me at eighteen.) Money makes the world go round…money…money…

Where was I? Oh, on a bearskin rug. With no money. So, scanning all these memories got me thinking how great they are as story starters for memoirs, fiction or creative fiction.

There’s the photo of me at six months. My mother said there was no way I could remember seeing the photographer bouncing a fake birdie on a stick to make me smile. Really? There’s a story!virginia-ruth-todd-age-6-months

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Then there’s my beautiful mom holding eight-month-old-me in a flowery field. Story starter!

 

 

 

 

Moving on a few years, we see two swans; Ruth, my mom, is on the left. On the right is my Aunt Marcelle who came from France at the end of World War II as my Uncle Ben Todd’s bride. Stuck in the middle is a very unhappy Ugly Duckling – ME! Oh, did you ever see a better growing-pains story starter? Pompoms on the knit cap? Really, Mom? Oh, and snowsuit? You two babes are in silk stockings and heels! What? And I won’t even mention remembering how my glasses steamed up from the cold. Oops. I never said that. Sorry, didn’t mean to sound like a politician. Really. Trust me. I never said it.

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So, dear reader, go mining your old family photos for poetry and prose ideas. Just be prepared for the explosion of feelings and sensory images all that effort provokes. Happy digging. Let me know what…turns up!

By the way, today (18th) would have been Mom’s 96th birthday. Happy Birthday, Mom! Love you! And give Daddy a hug for me.


…which won’t mean much unless you read the previous post. See? You never know when I’m going to spring a pop quiz. Once a teacher, always a teacher.

If you sneaked back just now to catch up, you’re probably wondering (or not, that’s OK) what I did while I was recuperating. How’s eleven poems toward my next collection grab you? It’s easy when you’ve wrapped them around a great character. She keeps yakking in my ear, chattering about her life experiences and what life lessons she’s learned.

But, I also went back and finished up a short story I started a long time ago, lost focus, and filed it. It’s a fairly light piece called OFF DAY OFF, and it seemed appropriate to share it with you, considering how my summer vacation went. So, here y’go:

OFF DAY OFF    by Virginia Nygard

Friday. My day off. In a manner of speaking.

The wheels began spinning. Groceries. Cleaners. Bank—check on second mortgage. Ask Miss Debbie at Toe-To-Toe if she could use some clerical help toward Dinah’s tap and ballet lessons. Ask Mrs. Grundlee if she’ll trade piano lessons for Chaz for my computer skills. I hate to cut back even more on the kids’ activities while Tom’s job hunting. Speaking of which, check Employment Opportunities ads for computer savvy help wanted. Then battle the college kids for what’s available. Remember to hunt for Dinah’s missing pink dinosaur T-shirt. Don’t forget to make Tom’s favorite meatloaf with hot peppers. Remind mothers to provide goodies for the third grade party on Monday…

Wait a minute, Twyla. You’re a hamster spinning on the wheel of infinity. I didn’t see one word in that list about something for you on your day off!

Me? I don’t remember me being on my list of priorities.

Bingo. My point exactly. Have you ever considered taking a day for yourself?

A Me-Day? Did I ever have one before Tom whisked me away from Off-Broadway to suburbia?

No, but suburban life is just as grueling. Will the world come to an end if you take a day off from endless days that are devoted to everyone else?

Gee, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to start the day down at Delray Dolly’s Donuts & More for a change. Breakfast somebody else makes, serves, and then cleans up? Read the newspaper front to back? I’ll do it!

Then what?

Don’t rush me. I’ll think of something.

 

Fresh donuts. Coffee. Bacon. They all waved a welcome under my nose as I pushed open the door to Dolly’s place. I sat at a table by the window where a few scraggly hibiscus plants failed to obscure the parking lot or the traffic inching along Federal Highway. Still, the view beat that of my laundry room—cubicle, actually—and dirty laundry growing up from the root. At the counter, Dolly did a wide-eyed double take, grabbed a menu and sauntered in my direction.

“Are you lost, lady?” she asked with a rumbling laugh that shook her like a mild earthquake. “The counter’s over there,” she said with a sweep of her arm.

I grinned. “No, Dolly. Hard to believe I’m not grabbing and running off with something as usual?”

“Got that right!”

“Well, I decided there are days for everything under the sun except a ME Day. I proclaim today to be the first official ME Day. Furthermore, every woman on the planet may proclaim the ME Day of her choice.”

She glared at me over her chartreuse-colored glasses, knitting her eyebrows into a single black rope. “Twyla, the only ME day I’m gonna get is when I retire, sell this place, or die—whichever comes first. And between you and me, it’ll probably the last one.” She gestured to my menu. “What can I get ya’?”

“How about the two-egg special and coffee?”

“Scrambled?”

“Eggs, yes, Coffee, no. I like it neat.”

She shook her head. “If this is what taking a day off does to ya’, do me a favor and take it somewhere else. Your toast?”

“You’re toast,” I growled like a mobster. “Was my joke that bad?”

With a pregnant pause and a drop-dead glare over the glasses she said, “Go ahead, make my day.”

I grinned. “English muffin, forked open, not sliced. I want all the nooks and crannies. Make it lightly toasted, dripping with butter and cinnamon sugar.”

She gave me one of her faux grimaces. “I ain’t saying nothin’ more to you,” she said, dipping her head conspiratorially and grumbling, “except arsenic and cinnamon looks a lot like cinnamon sugar, ya’ know.”

Dismissing Dolly with a wave, I plugged in my earphones, tuned my iPod to easy listening music, and shook open my newspaper. Skipped over the obits. My name wasn’t there. Skipped sports, too. Motherhood, Wifehood, and Househood was enough of a workout. I also skipped the theater section. My name would never be there. I whisked away a wisp of regret with a feather duster of gratitude for everything I was blessed with. I plucked out the comics and smiled. They always started my day with a chuckle.

In moments, despite the earphones, searing screams at the counter drew my attention from the window beside me as it exploded, sending shards of glass flying. My left arm snapped beneath half the table as it splintered from its base. Darkness descended like a curtain at the end of Act One.

(End Scene One)

Now that’s what is known in the writing business as a hook. It’s the way you want to end a chapter so readers keep reading…whether they want to or not. As someone who read my first novel, Déjà Vu Dream, said, “You stinker! I couldn’t get to sleep until I finished the book!” Nicest compliment I’ve ever had.

Another tip: Never throw away a story you can’t finish. File it. Come back later. Months or years later. Life experiences may help you refocus.

See you in September? Twyla awaits your sympathetic ear!

 

 


…And I must, because otherwise I will be flattened like a pancake—make that a crepe—by that steamroller of wood pulp and ink on my tail that demands attention.

The Florida Writers Association just notified me of the judging results for its 8th annual short story and poetry collection. This year, the theme and title are Hide and Seek.

Authors and writers were allowed to enter two items: two stories, two poems, or one of each. A fan of diversity, I chose one of each. I am delighted that both made the cut, but because the rule is that only one entry per writer will be published, they chose the story over the poem. Perhaps that’s because the moral of the story is about doing the right thing in a difficult situation, something not very popular these days.

The short story, “Breaking News,” unlike Breaking Bad, begins with a character struggling against odds, who chooses up instead of down as her path after a battle with her conscience.

I’ve given Malika many mental hugs as I wrote her story. Were she real, I’d hug her twice as much. She chooses the right path, not the profitable, expedient, devious, hypocritical, self-serving, dissembling path of an opportunist. Okay, so that was a lot of adjectives. Deal with it. I had a dozen more. Trust me, Malika wouldn’t make a good politician. Nor would she come close to ever, ever becoming a presidential candidate in today’s world. Although…stranger things have happened.

The Florida Writers Association Collection, Volume 8: Hide and Seek, will be published in time for its debut at this year’s 15th Annual Florida Writers Conference entitled “CARPE Diem: Conquer the World, One Book at a Time.” Keynote speaker at the conference will be New York Times Best selling Author John Gilstrap, who will tell us what his ten favorite Volume 8 tales are. Stay tuned for how to get your copy!

If you are a tenderfoot writer, or need help networking and learning more about the craft, the Florida Writers Association, with critique groups located throughout the state, is the place to go.

Check it out at:   https://floridawriters.net

 

 

 

 


There are times when you break still another rule, or you find yourself slowly sliding down the cindery slope to complete burnout. You know the target rule: WRITE SOMETHING EVERY DAY!

That bit of advice usually comes from the big guys—or gals—who have made names for themselves by cranking out predictable genre tomes and have the time to tell us, “Write every day! Write 500 words, surely you can do that! If not, write about that ugly bug that just crawled out of your coffee cup. Go jump off a bridge. Write about how you survived, or how nice your funeral was.”

If you’re a full-time writer, bye-bye, see you in the bookstore. If you’re a student, a waitress, a nurse, a cop, a dentist, a retiree who’s taken notes or kept a journal and you’d like to turn your work into a book, keep reading.

First, form an idea of where you want to concentrate your efforts. What’s your goal? A memoir for your family? Or memoir that might sell to the general public—like growing up in a circus? Poetry? Short stories? Novels? Nonfiction?

Then: 1) take writing courses 2) join a writers’ group 3) join a writers’ organization that offers seminars and conferences to help you move toward your goal 4) subscribe to a magazine for writers 5) be aware that you’ll need proficiency in-and money for-social media, marketing and managing your new venture.

I’ve had writers tell me how strung out they are from pitching at libraries, book fairs, festivals, and bookstore promotions; or sitting at a computer trying to keep up with querying, blogging, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and all the rest of the knockoff communications gimmicks.

Anyway, where I was going with this was that you can become overwhelmed and unproductive by both writing and the non-writing business and communications demands on your time. That’s the time to rein in the fiendish, fiery hounds of hell dragging you down that cindery slope! WHOA! NO!

Several weeks spent celebrating and reconnecting with various family members is coming to a close for me. About the only things I wrote during this time were grocery lists, notes on places to visit, and urgent email replies. It was a much-needed sabbatical that has me eyeing my desktop projects with renewed energy and ideas. So if you’re feeling a little singed around the edges, WHOA! Take a break and DO NOT WRITE SOMETHING EVERY DAY! Heresy? Maybe. Does it work for me? Yes.

 

 


 

You better watch out

You better not cry

If your editor rejects you

And I’m telling you why… sooner or later down this message.

Right now, I’m saying rule-breaking does NOT work with Santa, okay? You put your playthings back where they belong, do your chores, eat your meals without complaint, put your clothes away, and MAYBE Santa will bring you that Super Hi-Def sixty-five inch TV you keep hounding Mommy for! (Note: that was an upper-case MAYBE!)

In a short story contest recently, in addition to eliminating unnecessary attributions, I used a tag other than said twice in the piece. The story came away shy of first prize and ended up second. With the other scores so positive, I wondered if it missed because, in the words of the deciding judge, “…the author seems determined to avoid said.

When somebody says, “Oh, man,” in a story, I sometimes want to know if (s)he grumbled, shouted, screamed or whispered it. For example:

“I can tell you didn’t study for this test.” Miss Smith dropped the paper with the red D on Harry’s desk.

“Oh, man,” Harry mumbled. He feared another beating from his father.

The tone of the attribution mumbled foreshadows Harry’s fear and moves the story forward. I don’t need to see Harry run his hands through his hair, shrink down in his chair, grow eyes as big as saucers…to know this kid’s in trouble. Just let the poor kid mumble. We get it.

As for my story, did I know it would end up in front of this particular judge’s spectacles? No. Had I known, would I have written the story to suit that judge? No. So, go ahead, break a rule when it seems right, but know why you did it, and above all, keep true to your character.

Don’t use unnecessary descriptive actions to get an emotion across if a simple mumbled will get the idea across and move the plot along. I don’t want to read through 300 pages of the wringing of hands, clutching of sleeves, raising and knitting of eyebrows, slouching of shoulders, heaving of sighs….yada…,yada…yada.

In closing, I must say my eyes twinkled and my lips curled in a smug smile of satisfaction to discover the judge used a word intended to impress me. It did. (S)he used it incorrectly.

 

 


Rules. Sometimes y’gotta break ‘em. Like eggs. You’ve heard the old saw about not being able to make an omelet without breaking eggs, right? Well, sometimes you can’t write a great story without breaking a few rules.

So (never begin a sentence with so) here’s what got me thinking about breaking rules. Rules are like a bad box of chocolates. All caramel. All fudge. All maple. All strawberry. How on earth could Forrest Gump ever have made a hit by saying “Life is like a bad box of chocolates. All the same. Every day alike. Nothing ever happens. Boring.” No! A good box of chocolates is a mixed box of chocolates. Because (never begin with because) it does teach you about life—and writing! Chew it. Swallow it. Get over it.

Anyway… I’ve read recently where quite a few writers are coming around to “Hey, yeah, that works. You can get away with it.” Call it Writers’ license. Which is NOT an excuse for sloppy writing. You need basic rules. You need to master the alphabet and be able to whip them into a delicious mousse tasty enough to tickle the mind and hook the eater—uh—reader. Something new comes out of any daring attempt to do a thing in a different or previously taboo way.

Take Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series, a meandering set of tales whose protagonist, a married nurse named Claire, goes back in time from the 1940s to the Scottish highlands in the 1740s where she meets Jamie and… cue the violins, fade to the bedroom door, so to speak. The epic work not only overlaps genres, it ties them in knots. The series should have its own shelf in stores and libraries: Science Fiction-Fantasy-Historical Fiction-Romance-Adventure. And I thought I ran into trouble by describing my two novels Déjà Vu Dream and Beyond Déjà Vu as Romantic Suspense novels!

 

It stuck with me that someone described the Outlander series as Game of Thrones meets Downton Abbey. And if anyone is sour-grape-ing on the success of Gabaldon’s mammoth undertaking, let me throw in another old saw—she’s laughing all the way to the bank! So are the movie-maker moguls. And (never begin with and) how did she skyrocket next door to J.K. Rowling’s castle in the air? Chutzpah! Rule-breaking! Gabaldon will tell you she decided to write a novel just for practice, to learn by doing, to see if that was the craft she wanted to focus on (oops-preposition!) Note: with a BS in Zoology, MS in Marine Biology, PhD in Behavioral Science, and as founding editor of Science Software Quarterly, she did have an edge in literary mousse-making. However, as all writers know, the shift from nonfiction to fiction is not easy for many. It appears Ms. Gabaldon has done it successfully!

I think the advent of self-publishing loosed the chains traditional publishers clamped on writers’ works. While self publishing gets a bad rap for all the slush out there, it allows some unsung good writers a chance to be heard—or read—or both. And have a shot at a movie deal. So! Write On!

And stay tuned for RWMTBB … Part 2